Large pool overlooking everything. Twenty-five acres of privacy, rolling down to a lagoon which backs onto the famed Zoni Beach -- where it's crowded if six people lie on its mile of perfect sand.
House comes with blender, linens, towels, TV with VHS player, CD and tape players... orange trees, palms and mahogany. Beach is a two minute drive away. But please note: the deer, wild horses, iguanas and chupacabras belong to the island. Nearly zero crime, and most locals speak English as well as Spanish.

Temperatures range between 65-88 degrees. Sea temps between 80-85 degrees. And cocktail temps best served near frozen.

There are two delightful cats on the premises. They work very hard to keep the house critter free when the house is empty. They are very friendly and when guests are there, the cats are only permitted outdoors or in the Great Room (not in the bedrooms). Abbie, our caretaker, comes by every few days to check on the house and the cats.

Culebra is what the Caribbean was forty years ago. Magazines call it Hemingwayesque. Why? Because it's about anti-chic... No glitz. No mega resorts... Just beaches, Coral reefs, Wildlife Sanctuaries, more beaches, Scuba, Snorkelling, Sailing, Surfing, Wind Surfing, Bone Fishing, Marlin Fishing, Kayaking, and more beaches. The Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico are 15 miles away. Four miles distant is the booming town of Culebra -- with 2,000 souls, fourteen bars, ten restaurants, four markets, two dance halls, and countless chickens! Nightlife is surprisingly vibrant -- till 10pm. Or stay home at Casa Zoni, blend up a rum drink, kick off your flip-flops and dance under the stars...